Call Me Mr. Mom (Day 4)

The last couple days of being Mr. Mom have brought some hilariously funny quotes from my oldest, Maya. I think I should share them with you:

While we are playing "Phillip and Aurora" (those are the main characters from Sleeping Beauty for those who don't know) Maya informed me that I had to be Aurora. I told her I am the boy so I should be Phillip. She didn't like that idea and quickly said. "Daddy, you can't be Phillip because he is not a King. He is only a prince, so here be Aurora." At least she knows the who the king is in my house, huh?

While driving home we passed a mini van (the one that Heather wants) to which Maya said. "Look daddy, it is a van that mommy wants. Let's kick all the people out, steal it, take it home, and give it to mommy."

The third and final quote needs no explanation. Last night Maya walked in on me and asked. "Daddy, why do you go pee-pee like that?"

Needless to say I laughed out loud at each statement by Maya. I look forward to many more. If there are any I will be sure to let you know.